tsamthepoet:

The world stands with Palestine.

  • blue ivy, age 12: mom, can you help me solve this equation
  • beyonce: i don't know much about algebra, but i know one plus one equals two
  • blue ivy: mom i am failing

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

hiddlechodes:

so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor

and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like

“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”

some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard

(Source: dramatlcalmurder)

Me to any sports team I’ve ever loved, and Lolo Jones.