If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
When the financial aid office giving you the run around
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"